Mr. Sprinkles

A living reminder to always wear sunscreen.

Sam

Always votes during election season and never forgets to pay his taxes.

Битвы, которые я проиграл... Мои братья... Мои товарищи... теперь это все воспоминания. Я отомщу им.

Was famous in school for his amazing abilty to impersonate Jeff Bridges.

Likes long walks on the beach.

Is a good jogging partner for Usain Bolt.

Has all the ladies on Tinder.

Has great taste in fashion.

He often feels he's born in the wrong generation.

For his whole life he felt different. Probably on the spectrum.